You don't bring me Flowers anymore.
Sit down and watch all of this now.
A 15-year-old girl in Maryland got pepper-sprayed in the face for not being helpful to the police while she was riding her bike.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?
Guess Which Charity Is More Terrific, Yooge, Best Charity, Hillary Clinton’s Or Donald Trump’s? No, Guess!
Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.
Singer-songwriter and Wonkette pal Jill Sobule is doing a badass project called My Song Is My Weapon, to bring the protest song into the modern era. You should know about it!
Probably the scariest thing, to me, about the idea of a Trump presidency is that we as a country will be rewarding and validating...
Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.
Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.
If this isn't enough to make you vote against Trump, then nothing is.
A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.
Have you taken your daily vitamins yet today? I hope so! But in addition to that, I've also got a hefty dose of RED...
These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity
Concern troll is concern trolling.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
He will increase the national debt bigly!
Donald Trump doesn't have to follow the same financial rules other people do. It's so obvious when you think about it.
Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Since Barack Obama keeps refusing to resign for his many crimes, House Republicans are still trying to find SOMEBODY to impeach over the long-discredited...
Hey, millennials! It is Hillary Clinton, doing a funny thing!
Kathy Miller claims that she never saw any of this 'racism' stuff when she was growing up in the 1960s.